Well, I decided to write down everything I say in a day. I did great for about 20 minutes. Then I got distracted! So here is what all I wrote down in those 20 minutes, then randomly throughout the day when I remembered to write it down. Don't worry, I'm not singing!
Good Morning
Wet boy!
Phew….Stinky boy!
Lets get clean
Eat? Milk?
Eat your breakfast
Don’t throw your food on the floor
Messy boy, lets get clean
Go play
In your playroom
Where is your ball?
Go get your ball?
Get off the stairs
GET DOWN
You are in timeout because you did not get off the stairs when mommy asked you to
You were in timeout because you did not get off the stairs. We do not play on the stairs. I love you
Let’s go play
Get the sticker off my table
Leave my purse alone
Where is your milk?
Don’t throw toys
Ball, ball, ball… say ball…. BAH-ALL BAH-ALL BAH-ALL… say ball…
Dance… dance dance dance… YEA good job
The Itsy Bitsy Spider…. Went up the water spout…. (singing)
Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes…. (more singing)
Where is your belly button? Button? Good job…
Eyes? YEA!!
Nose? Nose… yes, nose
Ears? Ears… No… those are Mommy's eyes…
Toilet brush is not a toy. Out of the bathroom… OUT OUT OUT
No no…. no … no
Are you ready for a nap? Night night??
Dry it up. No tempers.
Hey. Dry it up!
Let’s go play. Come on.
Trash man is here! Lets go watch him. Here he goes. LOOK at him! Wave bye-bye!
Let’s go upstairs. Night night.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine……. You make me happy …. When skies are grey….. (more singing)
I love you. Night night
45 minutes is not a nap!
Ew stinky. Lets get clean.
What do you want to eat for lunch?
Eat your lunch.
Milk? Want milk?
Don’t throw your food on the floor.
Messy boy! Lets get clean
Go play.
What are you doing?
Get down! Off the table.
No no. Don’t turn off the ….
Turn the tv back on
NO! Leave the cabinet alone
Cranky boy. Want to go back to bed? How about some Tylenol? You teething?
Shut the cabinet… Good job.
Daddy will be home in 2 hours.
No No… Put the movie back on the shelf.
Where is Daddy? Say Dada… DADA… DADA… good job!!
Leave Mommies shoes alone!
Wanna help mommy fold laundry?
Don’t play with the dryer door.
NO. Open the dryer
Get out of the dryer
Go play and let mommy do laundry
Where is daddy? You think he is coming home?
Dry it up! No tempers!!
DADDY'S HOME!!
1 comment:
LOL, too cute! They are so much fun when they are toddlers :P
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